HUSBAND CALLS WIFE AN INSATIABLE BITCH
  Cold-blooded as an anaconda,
  devilish horns protrude from her head.
  All she ever wanted, was everything.
  He works 24/7 to supply her
  with everything she asks for.
  A full time Mom, too tired for sex,
  she cleans out his bank account,
  and takes off with their boys
  convincing them the divorce
  was all the fault of their Father.
  Father, like a little lost sheep
  dragging his tail behind him
  ends up in jail for failing to pay
  child support for sons who
  refuse to see him.
  After tormenting himself
  with homicidal fantasies,
  Yoga volunteers in prison
  teach him how to meditate.
His rage subsides—
  he follows his breath.
  Released from prison
  he marries a woman
  who encourages him
  to forgive his x-wife
  for her ignorance.
  Father and sons
  becomes possible.